CLAW.

 

There's a dude I know -- let's call him "CLAW." He's smart, but when he's high (which is always), he gets dumb quickly. He makes stupid moves, like telling you shit he shouldn't tell you, and then he asks you to do shit that he shouldn't ask anyone to do -- let alone you, a seasoned journalist and one of the best writers on earth who not too many people know, but who many, many people will know very, very soon. 

 

He says he used to be a lawyer, but I don't buy it. If I was a lawyer who met a journalist one day, regardless of where that journalist was in his life at the time, I would begin the friendship with three words: 

 

"Off. The. Record." 

 

But he didn't, and so I've decided to write some shit about it. ​

 

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