As far as I can tell -- at least for now -- there are four culprits involved in this hack. All of them are miserable old fucks I either "dated" or fucked a few times over the years, and of course, because I always seem to attract vicious, vengeful maniacs with no hope and no money and no real purpose in life, evidently they've all banded together and they're out for blood.  

 

I've written some shit about each of these douchebags, and I've recorded my words and uploaded the files below. Please enjoy. 

I call these: 

BEDTIME STORIES.